Not eating your vegetables? Not a member of The Clean Plate Club yet? Better hope the parents don't pull a page out of the Modern Times guide.
Who's On First may be the most famous comedy routine of all time. I remember when I was ten or so, memorizing, or trying to memorize, the whole thing. If you want to keep the grown-ups amused over the holidays, learn it with your sibling or best bud, and make 'em laugh.