I am glad we live in a world with Fainting Goats. I am even more glad we live in a land where we can have a whole festival for them.
Don't know what you are doing next weekend? I suggest you hop on a bus and get to Lewisburg, Tennessee, home of the 6th annual Fainting Goats Festival.
Don't know about Fainting Goats? What tree have you been living in? Better read up on them here. Or visit the fest's official site. Have a goat and want to bring it? Rules are here.
Or just watch them...